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NEW ‘MAN COULTER’ ARTICLE !!!!!!! THIS ONE IS JUICY….
By scenequeen | July 21, 2008
Today, I had my yearly dick and ball checkup. One has to make sure the seminal vesicles and testis are in working order in case “someday,” I plan on spreading these future award winning genes. Instead of dropping trou (like yesteryear) the nurse pulled out a paper towel and motioned for me to disrobe. I had to wrap this sari paper dress around my waist and I almost had a panic. There was no upkeep in the pubes. It was sort of like Perez Hilton’s hair, nappy with dried cum spattered about. I was reminiscing when you just had to pull your pants down in anticipation to be fondled. To me, that was more of a turn on then this sanitary napkin skirt I had to wear.
And speaking of meat, as he was rubbing, probing, massaging he brought said, “I hear you like politics.” Yes, he mentioned this while his finger was inching around both nuts somehow entangling his finger nail in my one and only one white pube. When I was referred by my general practitioner he had mentioned that I write a political column. So, as he inched deeper into my testicle his voice raised and mentioned Ann Coulter. Immediately on the defensive I said, “I enjoy her.” His massage relaxed into a more “familiar” approach and I actually eased into it.
For the two minute examination we discussed topics ranging from who’s going to win the election, thoughts on the war, the satirical piece about B. Hussein Obama and then health care. His thoughts were not surprising and a breath of fresh air. Without inquiring about his feelings he offered them up as I was offering in return a nut that hasn’t been touched since the Democratic Primary began. He told me that the majority in his practice where closet McCain voters because with Obama’s plan for health care it would make waiting for specialized treatment a nightmare. I have to agree.
I have never had a problem with my health care provider Empire. Thank You!!!!
P.S. Please enjoy the Man Coulter live video coming soon.
MC
Topics: MAN COULTER |
July 21st, 2008 at 8:22 pm
it’s really been that long since you had your nut touched? ouch.
July 21st, 2008 at 10:20 pm
I think Ann Coulter is stunning. For a black mamba, that is…
July 21st, 2008 at 10:21 pm
I think Ann Coulter is stunning. For a black mamba, that is.
July 23rd, 2008 at 3:57 pm
sounds fun. I wish my visits were this interesting. I always seem to get female nurses…kinda sad
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:49 pm
Ok, that was funny. But the greatest thing is the talk as you we’re just having some coffee. Nice
July 29th, 2008 at 7:57 am
Mister Man Cum Stain….. She take time from lazy MeatRack glory and decide to bless little pig minions with shit inspiration…. more fools respond to slander propaganda… I tip family rickshaw bonnet to success in twisted bullhorn fire… just know Mister Cooter… I know true angle fish deceit and crawl through tundra and filthy park restroom to expose trash and used fortune cookies spewed from you tongue of blasphemy….. WigWam WILL Prevail!!!!!!