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NEW MAN COULTER! PART 1 ‘THE LOYAL ORDER OF THE TOPS’
By scenequeen | August 15, 2008
Part 1 of 2: The Loyal Order of the Tops
Union support is beneficial in shaping communities in our great country. They supply unity for the underprivileged and “voices” for the ones who have none. Man Coulter would like to start a new charter or “union” that would put an end to the bottom controlling the market.
Logically, the bottom would seem like the one who would needs the support. They are the ones being plowed, taken advantage of and suffering through pain, so to speak. Tops, please don’t take these reasons for dropping your guard.
Bottoms are sneaky like that. They control the input. They can withhold and manipulate the market leaving you defenseless, shaken, and wondering what happened.
Tops are scattered about the country with no real direction. I call all Tops to gather in one spot were they can mobilize and easily control the situation instead of letting the passive aggressive, controlling, dramatic bottoms lead the conversation. Don’t be fooled by the passivity. It’s an act. A game of control. They will whimper and call names. See definition of Liberals.
This article is not defaming the bottom at all. It’s a movement to be on an even playing field. They need us as much as we need them.
I’ve been swindled by bottoms a quite a lot in my life. I’ve dated ballet dancers, musicians and the cleverest one of all, actors. Obviously, the dancer is a given so you know what you are getting into. Be warned if you get involved with an acting bottom. They are taught to pretend and cajole. They manipulate to get what they want and when the “scene” is over in their mind they get bored and trap another Top. On the radar of bottoms I would say they are the Al-Qaeda of bottoms. Gay terrorists. They explode on your penis possibly leaving you limbless and handicapped the rest of your life. The degree of bottoms will be discussed in the next article.
There are two propositions I propose. First is joining the Loyal Order of the Tops where you are protected. Two, is a contract. A contract before we enter a relationship especially if you plan on being with this person for a while. The contract can be discussed from both parties to the duration. 1, 3, 5, even 7 years. The Top can have access to the bottom for the years agreed upon and that bottom cannot stray during those years. As the lease comes to renewal you BOTH can decide if you want to continue.
Part 2 of The Loyal Order of the Tops coming soon…
Topics: MAN COULTER |
August 15th, 2008 at 11:30 pm
What about us versatile guys……….where do we fall in this whole business of contracts and unions?
August 16th, 2008 at 9:14 am
I hate tops, they all suck (actually they don’t suck, they make you suck them) and then shoot loads down your throat and kick you out ten minutes later, what do you expect man coulder, bottoms have to revolt, its the only way to keep even with you monsterlike tops!
August 16th, 2008 at 10:13 pm
Gay terrorists is a GENIUS term!
August 17th, 2008 at 7:25 am
I don’t know about the contract, but I am against the “union” because it will bring competition eventually. I still want the field full of bottoms to choose from. Oh, and since when are bottoms in control Mr. Coulter???
August 17th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
Viva the Loyal Order…. let’s give those bottoms the fist!
August 17th, 2008 at 11:02 pm
I urge all you tops to move to LA. I get more ass than I can handle here because all these MAWs (models actor whatevers) can’t get hard-ons because they are on ephedrine and every other fat burner that hits the market! Between actors, models, strippers and porn stars it’s a tops paradise. A virtual buffet of ass. LA, come for dinner and stay for desert. M*
August 21st, 2008 at 6:35 pm
hahaha….
down with al qaeda!
September 18th, 2008 at 11:44 pm
Way to go MarqueeMarc!