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Wednesday, August 20th, 2008
Another reason to make our yearly visit to Japan. The president of Japan’s Osakana Planning Co. told attendees of the Japanese Seafood Show in August that his tuna makes superior sushi because his company administers acupuncture to each fish prior to its death, in order to reduce stress. The Times of London are reporting. I’m […]
JACK ASS OF THE OLYMPICS, ARA ABRAHAMIAN
Monday, August 18th, 2008
The ass whole of the Olympics in Beijing go to the Swedish wrestler Abe Abrahamian. Abrahamian was so upset about receiving the silver medal that he took it off during the presentation ceremony and walked off the competition mat (douche-bag). The International Olympic Committee disqualified the scorned Swede from the event ‘Greco-Roman wrestling’ because he […]
NBC GETS RICHER……. 1 BILLION
Thursday, August 14th, 2008
NBC wasn’t fucking around when deciding to take the bid for airing the 2008 Olympics. NBC has acquired over 1 Billion dollars in advertising revenue! The network will be playing over 3,000 hours of the Olympics, taking place over 17 days. Damn that evil little rainbow peacock!!!!
ANOTHER WEEK AND ANOTHER WHITE TRASH NEWS STORY
Thursday, August 14th, 2008
An Ohio man who apparently hates paper money decided to buy a Chevy with small change. How much change you might ask….. $8,000 in coins (amazingly white trashy)!!! James Jones, the 70 year ‘old-fart’, brought 17 coffee cans worth of coins to the dealership!! We love this story, almost as funny as the guy who […]
CAN MTV SAVE BRITNEY!
Thursday, August 14th, 2008The same MTV stage that Britney Spears had her catastrophic performance last year might be graced again by the fallen pop-star. Brit Brit is in talks to perform (once again) at the MTV music awards next month. The only performers confirmed so far are the Jonas Brothers and Lil’ Wayne. Britney has been doing a […]
ALLMAN BROTHERS….DOES ANYONE CARE?
Wednesday, August 13th, 2008So the Allman brothers are seriously pissed off at the record company ‘UGM’ . The Allmans claim that the label failed to pay them over $10 million in digital sales including i-tunes (we’re surprised they weren’t too senile to realize the discrepancy…)! The Allman brothers were inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame […]
MARY-KATE OLSEN OFF THE HOOK?
Tuesday, August 12th, 2008Mary-Kate Olsen might be off the hook now that federal prosecutors have decided not to pursue a criminal case into how Heath Ledger obtained the powerful painkillers that contributed to his overdose death this year. Something shady is going on with that little Olsen-alien…..
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