ANOTHER WEEK AND ANOTHER WHITE TRASH NEWS STORY
By scenequeen | August 14, 2008
An Ohio man who apparently hates paper money decided to buy a Chevy with small change. How much change you might ask….. $8,000 in coins (amazingly white trashy)!!! James Jones, the 70 year ‘old-fart’, brought 17 coffee cans worth of coins to the dealership!! We love this story, almost as funny as the guy who shot his lawn mower a few weeks ago.
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CAN MTV SAVE BRITNEY!
By scenequeen | August 14, 2008
The same MTV stage that Britney Spears had her catastrophic performance last year might be graced again by the fallen pop-star. Brit Brit is in talks to perform (once again) at the MTV music awards next month. The only performers confirmed so far are the Jonas Brothers and Lil’ Wayne. Britney has been doing a great job cleaning up her act and she has lost some of her drinking-drug chub (looking good). We hope that this ‘come-back’ performance actually lets Britney ‘come back’ into our lives as an entertainer and not a vag-flashing pop-slob!
Good Luck!!
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SPOTTED, WILLIAM DAFOE
By scenequeen | August 13, 2008
William Dafoe was SPOTTED today lurking the streets of Manhattan on 6th ave and 20th street. Our insider said that Dafoe’s skin looked very rubbery and he looked tired as he chatted on his cell phone. As you all would assume, no paparazzi were around( boohoo Willy).
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ALLMAN BROTHERS….DOES ANYONE CARE?
By scenequeen | August 13, 2008
So the Allman brothers are seriously pissed off at the record company ‘UGM’ . The Allmans claim that the label failed to pay them over $10 million in digital sales including i-tunes (we’re surprised they weren’t too senile to realize the discrepancy…)! The Allman brothers were inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame in 1995.
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MARY-KATE OLSEN OFF THE HOOK?
By scenequeen | August 12, 2008
Mary-Kate Olsen might be off the hook now that federal prosecutors have decided not to pursue a criminal case into how Heath Ledger obtained the powerful painkillers that contributed to his overdose death this year. Something shady is going on with that little Olsen-alien…..
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HAYDEN PANETTIERE’S FATHER IS NO HERO..
By scenequeen | August 12, 2008
Hayden Panettiere’s loser father has been arrested this week for spousal abuse! Alan Penettiere is spending the night in jail in West Hollywood, his bail is set at $50,000 (wonder if Hayden will bail the wife beater out)!!
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ONLY IN NY, TOXIC AVENGERS THE MUSICAL!
By scenequeen | August 9, 2008
The Toxic Avenger is based on the Lloyd Kaufman classic cult film. DiPietro (I Love You, You’re Perfect, Now Change) and David Bryan (keyboardist and founding member of New Jersey’s Bon Jovi) share book and score credit. Tony Award winner John Rando (Urinetown, Summer Stars’ Damn Yankees) will direct for the 2009 season. What’s next? Blood Feast?
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