SARAH PALIN BLOG # 2, THIS ONE IS GOOD!
By scenequeen | September 7, 2008
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GREEN POLAR BEARS IN JAPAN!
By scenequeen | September 7, 2008
Green Polar bears have been spotted in Japan and they’re not gummy bears people! Most of the furry white creatures are covered in green at the Higashiyama Zoo and Botanical Gardens in central Japan. Zoo officials say that the green color is from overgrowth of algae in the swimming ponds causing the bears to turn green!
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SARAH PALIN HAS AN EXCLUSIVE MESSAGE FOR YOU!
By scenequeen | September 3, 2008
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CELEB BRITS KNOW HOW TO FIGHT…. ELTON JOHN AND LILY ALLEN
By scenequeen | September 3, 2008
Oh how we love it when Lily Allen gets drunk and makes an ass of herself! Allen and sir Elton John hosted the GQ Men of the Year Awards in London last night and things got sloppy. Allen (obviously sloshed) got pissed when Elton said “What, you are going to have another drink?”, Allen responded “Fuck off Elton, I’m 40 years younger than you. I have my whole life ahead of me.” (wow) I guess we won’t be seeing a collaboration between Allen and Elton anytime soon!
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IDIOT STORY OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!!
By scenequeen | September 3, 2008
In Iowa City, police said a man who was driving drunk tried to bribe a police officer, with a sandwich. Police said a 25-year-old man was charged with drunken driving early Sunday morning after an officer saw him driving with his headlights off and pulled him over.
Police said the man was riding with a police officer in a squad car when he offered the officer free sub sandwiches if he could go home.
The officer declined. Racist cops. They preferred if it was on white bread.
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TOO MUCH SEX COULD COST YOU!
By scenequeen | September 3, 2008
I wonder what Dame Helen Mirren would say about this? A husband who demanded sex with his wife at least three times a day after he began taking the drug Viagra has been ordered to pay his wife $232,000 in compensation.
In a landmark court ruling, Svetozar Varmedja, 80, was found to have subjected his 53-year-old wife to more than 18 months of physical and sexual abuse. It included 60 threats to kill her if she did not meet his sexual needs. His sex drive increased dramatically and she was forced into hundreds of sex acts. The court said the case was “unusual” because an ex-spouse does not usually sue for assault. Nonetheless, it demonstrated that he should be ordered to pay her damages for his deliberate, intentional and reckless disregard for her.
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SARAH PALIN’S TEEN DAUGHTER IS PREGNANT!!! HAHAHAHHAHAAAA
By scenequeen | September 1, 2008
We knew Sarah Palin was a devil spawn just like her promiscuous daughter Bristol, who at 17 years old announced to her parents that she is pregnant. Obviously the super conservative Palin is making her daughter get married (that’s what all Republicans do). We can’t wait until one of Palin’s sons comes out of the closet (hahahaaa, that would be amazing)!
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